My Closet Should Not Be Scary

So yeah.  I've been gone daddy, gone from this blog for MONTHS.  And the reason is... long-winded.  Bottom-line, I do not have the time ...

Okay, I don't actually have warts.  But I do have a big, adolescent-esque zit on my nose.  And yet?  Here's what I wore on the warme...

This outfit is a lie, the sun is a lie and my happy face in this photo is the biggest lie of all... Don't I look all cheerful and h...

On Tuesday, I wore a skirt, a closet orphan (to quote a Sally McGraw term), and a different pair of boots than what I wore on Monday.  What ...

No full face tonight.  I'm in a wee bit of pain, I'm exhausted, and I'm not feeling it.  Can you guess what I did after work? ...

And no, it's not shopping.  My latest obsession*?  Lacrosse, baby!  This may be the GREATEST SPORT YOU AREN'T WATCHING.  I went to m...

Barely.  Hah!  PUN.  BARE.  Eh, whatever, it's the best I've got tonight.  I am beyond tired, stressed and overworked - thus, I lack...